I will fully admit that I’m neurotic, and possibly as paranoid as Woody Allen. That mole? Cancer. Pain in the tooth? An infection about to go straight to the heart. Out running? Probably going to get stabbed. It’s exhausting being me. I was also 50% psychology major, so psych and therapy jokes tickle my funny bone.

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  1. To me, Rorschach tests are more delightful and (slightly) more scientific versions of tarot cards and dream interpretation.
  2. ***I own my own set of these Freudian Slips. They’re fabulous for marking up books or writing fake prescriptions. (“A Freudian Slip: When You Say One Thing, But Mean Your Mother.”)
  3. I adore Knock Knock products, and own my own wheel of excuses. But the Wheel of Neurosis might be even better suited for someone as paranoid as I am.
  4. Yeah, you could get the original Woody Allen Ray Bans for ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS. Or you can just go to Urban Outfitters and get these Woody Allen-esque Glasses for EIGHTEEN.
  5. Why waste old psych books with black and white pictures of people getting shocked? This Etsy seller has turned science textbooks into envelopes!
  6. ***Neurotics always think they forgot something. They make lists several times a day. They have notebooks full of lists. (Okay, at least I DO.) Now, you can make lists directly on your hand. Just don’t get ink poisoning.
  7. The OCD Action Figure: because it’s always fun to make fun of peoples’ disorders.
  8. The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You is the BEST gift of the bunch! Since it’s from Knock Knock, it’s not only thematically perfect but humorously and graphically perfect! From the Knock Knock site: “We’re all going to die of something—why not choose an ailment that’s rare and hard to pronounce?”
  9. Woody Allen’s Annie Hall. Classic Woody Allen.
  10. For psych nerds. This Therapy Game sits in the background of a scene from Woody Allen’s movie Everyone Says I Love You!

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