Vintage Science Illustration Flexor Tins Antlers Moog Beetle Necklace Vena Cava ring Evolution Shirt skull pocket mirror wounded hand biology purse disease bookmark

Although Heath Ledger’s Frankie Valli solo (on bleachers!) in 10 Things I Hate About You is exceptional, I prefer the scene where pugnacious Patrick Verona lights his cigarette with his bunsen burner(!)  My appreciation for silly science things stems from my previous life as a science nerd (behemothic-I-want-to-make-a-glow-in-the-dark-tomato-plant «TRUE STORY» proportions).

I recently passed by foursided, a picture-framing gallery in Lakeview, which had the most glorious vintage science posters in the store window.  My eyes twinkled.  One poster featured a ring stand-hugged flask that floated above a bunsen burner (cliché image, I know), while the other poster discussed vision and wavelengths (lots of colors!).  Often featuring magnificent hand sketches and an elusive sans-serif “science” font, vintage science illustrations are gorgeously quirky.  Apparently there are others that share my fascination with vintage science illustrations, because I FOUND A LOT OF NEAT THINGS.  Here is a selection of my findings, in science lesson form.

1. FACT! Flexor muscles allow you to bend your joints.  These tins serve as the ideal hiding spot for little trinkets, and as a good reminder of the often overlooked flexor muscles.  Tiny Tins (Flexors) from aminyitray on Etsy, $10

2. FACT! Fuzzy bugs are more pleasant in sketch-form, rather than alive-crawling-on-your-leg-form.  Fuzzy Wuzzy Insect Pendant from Schmutzerland on Etsy, $27

3. FACT! KING PHILIP CAME OVER FOR GOOD SEX.  Do you remember biological classification?  No?  Silly child.  Well, perhaps you should get this BALLER SHIRT WHICH HAS A VINTAGE IMAGE OF MAJOR PHYLA.  For those of you who are concerned about how others will respond to your new shirt, FEAR NOT!  It comes in two color combinations!  Light blue (shown above), and brown (shown below in a clo-clo-close-up image of the shirt)  Tree of Life shirt from isotope on Etsy, $18  (Note: isotope has lots of interesting vintage science shirts, so I highly recommend that you take a peek.)

isotope tree of life vintage science illustration screen-printing shirt

4. FACT! Reindeer = Caribou.  These cards don’t feature an authentic vintage illustration, but after sifting through lots of science encyclopedia images, I couldn’t resist including these cards.  Also, I like reindeer.  Reindeer Antlers letterpress cards from Springtide Press on Etsy, $18

5. FACT! Vena Cava is a fashion label that occasionally makes pretty things, but generally bores me.  DOUBLE FACT! De-oxygenated blood travels through the superior and inferior vena cava.  TRIPLE FACT! The aorta is the largest artery in the body.  Aorta and Vena Cava ring from aminyitray on Etsy, $40

6. FACT! Girls and boys who use skull-adorned pocket mirrors are excellent at hand to hand combat.  Skull Pocket Mirror from badgeland on Etsy, $2.49

7. FACT! Without the Moog synthesizer, we would be without many hottt electronic tracks.  Note detail below!  Moog Synthesizer Schematic shirt from isotope on Etsy, $14

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8. FACT! Biology purses are cooler than rolling backpacks.  Biology Book Purse from prettytheory on Etsy, $40

9. FACT!  Wearing a necklace that shows an injured hand proves that you are not afraid of blood, bitches, and hand to hand combat.  Wounded Hand Pendant from aminyitray on Etsy, $25

10. FACT! The experience of reading any book can be improved if you use a tuberculosis, diphtheria, and tetanus bookmark.  Yum.  Bacteria Bookmark from DamageNoted on Etsy, $1.75

Final note: If you really like vintage science illustrations, you will love this Flickr pool.

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